My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012, and I can’t get it removed.

All of us have Googled ourselves. What do you see when you type in your name into a search engine? I guess it depends on who you are, where you are, what you do, and what you share. Well, the first result if you type in my full name is “Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen’s Butthole.”

This location was made in 2012, when I was just 15 years old. It shows my hometown location. I have reported it over and over again for every possible thing you can report a page for. A couple friends tried to report it with no success. Every report has been met with a response that it “doesn’t break community guidelines” because I guess no one thought to include “no making business pages for teenage girl’s buttholes” as a guideline. It doesn’t technically break child pornography laws since you can’t see anything graphic, but you can know the town my teenage butthole was in just by Googling my name. Impressive that some people can manage to stay off the grid for years but even my butthole can’t have a little privacy. The craziest part about the page is at the bottom it states it was created automatically through interest off interest in the topic and not affiliated with the “business/my anus”. I’m sure somewhere throughout reading this you thought, “Hey, if she really does want this removed and private, why not give it more attention with a blog post?” To your question I’ll answer, I posted anonymously on r/legaladvice and the post got bigger than I expected. The amount of support was overwhelming. With support also comes people sending me my full name and telling me how easy it was to find me by my post. Since it’s all out in the open now anyway, I’m taking back control over my hole. Facebook, I’ve spent 8 years crossing my fingers that no employer finds this page that I’ve so desperately attempted to get deleted. I’m done asking and now I’m demanding. Pay more attention to your platform. Don’t automatically generate the location of CHILDREN’S genitals. Mark, stop smoking meats for five minutes and treat the people that keep you rich like they matter.