My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012, and I can’t get it removed.

All of us have Googled ourselves. What do you see when you type in your name into a search engine? I guess it depends on who you are, where you are, what you do, and what you share. Well, the first result if you type in my full name is “Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen’s Butthole.”